50 Things I Learned While Not Writing Dear Tina

38.

Sometimes when I have a lot to say to someone on the phone who I don’t know, I forget to breathe and then it sounds like I’m short of breath just from talking. I imagine they either visualize me as morbidly obese or as someone who suffers from a severe anxiety/socially awkward disorder. Meh.

30 Rock Quote of the Day:

Jenna: Jack. It was perfect, like a John Mayer song.