50 Things I Learned While Not Writing Dear Tina

49.

Remembering to put sunscreen on already sun-burned shoulders is about as effective as remembering to remove the dish towel from the stove after it has already caught on fire. You have bigger problems at this point.

30 Rock Quote of the Day:

Jack: I’m off to have a real Christmas; fly to Rio, tan in the nude, bet on some monkey wrestling.
Liz: Just like Norman Rockwell always drew it.  Well have a good flight.
Jack: I could fly there without a plane.

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