Dear Tina,
I’ve gathered a lot of information over the past couple of days while watching/researching other things. By researching I mean finding out that guy on Gossip Girl was indeed the star of the Air Bud trilogy. And by information I mean irrelevant pop culture nonsense. But after 75 posts, haven’t I kind of made the point that that’s what this blog is about? Err, Tina I need a job though so it’s still also about that. Here are a few nuggets I’d like to share.
I usually don’t watch Saturday Night Live during its regular time slot because it’s Saturday night and i’M aLwAyS aT ThE cLuBs!#!#&!*! (If you didn’t read that last part sardonically, please re-read and do so.) So I tend to read reviews of the program on Sunday or Monday and see if there are any skits worth watching and will proceed to hulu.com for a selective viewing session. Yes, I am a part of the generation that is quickly causing the irrelevance of television networks. Still hope to work for one at some point. Anyway, I was intrigued by nymag.com’s recap of the episode from two weeks ago hosted by Zach Galifianakis. They had this to say:
Things quickly got better as Galifianakis came out for his monologue and killed it. There were no questions from the audience or interruptions from other cast members, just ZG and his jokes. Sure, some of it might have sounded familiar to those who know his stuff, but watching a comedian tell funny jokes during the monologue was such a welcome change that we’ll excuse him.
I understand that people like Taylor Lautner and Megan Fox may bring new viewership to the program, but if they can’t deliver the goods, in the end it weakens the writing and makes SNL appear to be past its prime. They should consider in the 2010-2011 season booking more comedians. Because with Taylor Lautner’s opening monologue we watched the equivalent of a junior high student’s karate recital and with Zach Galifianakis we got this:
Sometimes I’ll do something and I’ll think to myself ‘That is so Raven.’ And then at other times I’ll do something, I’ll be like ‘That was not very Raven.’
More importantly, if you are the devoted reader I delusionally believe you to be Tina, you may recall back in February an issue I took up with a Broadview Security commercial. If you don’t, you can find it here. Well lo and behold look at what the writing staff over at Saturday Night Live decided to take a swing at:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/134720/saturday-night-live-broadview-security#s-p1-sr-i3
So maybe my true calling is in New York City, bringing my own sense of ridicule to the funniest, hardest working people in town. To me, Saturday Night Live and 30 Rock are like Barbie and kid sister Skipper. A family. I feel no sense of betrayal acknowledging my desire to be a part of any and all things related to either or both programs. By the way, do watch the above commercial. “Studies show that if you’re a lady, most men want to kill you.”
In other TV news, the channel TV Land is the next television channel with mediocre ratings trying to freshen things up by introducing an original series. The show, a sitcom, is titled Hot in Cleveland and was only on anyone’s radar because the pilot guest starred Betty White who has since been offered a starring role on the program. The problem, and why I even bring this up, is Betty’s costars. Shall we? Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, and Jane Leeves. You know them all from shows you probably didn’t watch 10-30 years ago. I mean goodness gracious who are they going to cast for their love interests? Barry Williams, Wayne Knight, and John Ratzenberger? I know that airing the classics is TV Land’s M.O. but if you’re going to introduce an original series feel free to veer away from what was working in the 1970s/90s. On another note, what reignited the Betty White love affair? I’m totally on the train right with you but it appears to have come out of nowhere. One minute no one’s talking about her and the next over 500,000 people are uniting on Facebook to convince Lorne Michaels to let Betty host Saturday Night Live. Maybe something’s going around, keeping a lot of people at home to reconnect with Betty through Golden Girls marathons on Lifetime.
Lastly, and oh so briefly, Alec Baldwin had some things to say about his hosting duties at the Academy Awards a couple of weekends ago. Nothing negative or critical, but he did say that originally he and Steve Martin played a much larger role in the show and that they, the hosts, decided to cut it down by about half to give more time to those being honored. That Baldwin, a gentleman first and foremost. He also reveals the line he and Steve had planned to open the show with:
We were going to come out and say, ‘The Oscars. Warmer than the Olympics. Not as gay as the Tonys.’
That really could have started things out with a bang. I guess ABC isn’t as big a fan of “funny because it’s true” humor as I am. I encourage more of this in the future.
For more up to the minute pop culture buzz (because I only update this once a day and half the time I seem to be yackin on and on about American Idol or Chuck Bass) be sure to go to nymag.com. It is my sole news source for most things mentioned in this blog that I don’t watch firsthand. It’s like the Simon Cowell of news blogs in that it has an uncanny ability to articulate my feelings on a matter before I’ve even formed the opinion in my head.
30 Rock Quote of the Day:
Jack: You’ll do fine so long as you follow my 3 D’s; Discretion, Docility, and Don’t use my bathroom.