Dear Tina,
You know how when you look forward to something for months and months, you talk about it all the time, you express excitement to everyone around you, and then when it comes time to finally experience it, you are completely disappointed? Like Charlie Wilson’s War or the entire fifth season of Sex and the City? Well if I had any suspicion that this might happen tonight with the re-premiere of Glee (I didn’t), I was wrong (so I wasn’t). I suspect the enthusiasm was mutual as the energy of the entire cast seemed to be emitting a slightly out of character joy that said “Finally! We’re back on TV!” Finally is right.
In case you don’t watch the show let me give you a brief refresher course in where everyone stands. Mr. Schuester, a Spanish teacher at the same high school he attended, decides to bring the Glee club back to the world of extracurriculars and serve as their sponsor/vocal coach; the only problem–only the high school’s most ridiculed outcasts want to join. In order to gain popularity, Mr. Schuester blackmails the football captain Finn into joining to serve as the male counterpart to the talented-beyond-her-years female starlet Rachel. Finn is dating cheerleader Quinn who cheats on him and gets pregnant via fellow footballer Puck. Quinn tells Finn (Quinn and Finn…I’m just now hearing that) it’s his. Finn finds out, they break-up. Rachel now has an opportunity to step in as Finn’s girlfriend, her dream since their first duet, “Don’t Stop Believing.” You should also know that the coach of the Cheerios (that would be the name of the cheerleading squad), Sue Sylvester, has planted cheerleaders into the glee club in order to bring down the club internally. Her objection to the club is due to the fact that it will potentially take funding away from the cheerleaders. Three other football players are also now in the club (one being Puck) and the reason for that…we’ll just say is irrelevant because I can’t remember. Also, Mr. Schuester was married to his crazy high school sweetheart but after she pretended to be pregnant (with plans to adopt Quinn’s baby without telling him) and he discovered the fake bump pad in her underwear drawer, he left her and is now after the school’s social worker Emma. Are we up to speed? Good.
We are meant to believe that the series is picking up almost right where it left off and in the couple of weeks since the glee club won Sectionals, Rachel and Finn have managed to begin a relationship. While the final episode in December left the slight impression that this was a possibility, I regret not being able to see how their courtship developed. Although the relationship is definitely one-sided, Rachel does make it hard to match her level of devotion after all, at some point they must have mutually agreed that Rachel was allowed to refer to Finn as her boyfriend. Or if they didn’t have a mutual agreement, at some point Finn gave up trying to tell her this wasn’t going to work and that decision might have been even more entertaining to watch than the former. “I think I’m dating Rachel. Or at least, she sure thinks I am.” Regardless, Finn reaches a breaking point when she presents him with one of two identical relationship calendars where she has photoshopped their faces onto the bodies of kittens and written in all of their upcoming plans including attending Phantom at the Autistic Children’s Center. The absurdity and downright obnoxiousness of Rachel’s personality is brilliantly placated when Finn breaks up with her and she melts into the vulnerable teen she normally tries to mask for the sake of her success. Here lies the brilliance of this show; that, despite the overlying caricatures of these high school rejects, no character is so annoying or far-fetched that they become unrelatable. We forgive Rachel’s overbearing nature because we recognize the validity in the point she makes to Finn, “I’m the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are.” Sure she tries too hard, but she makes you feel like it’s something to admire–allowing yourself to want something so badly that you’ll do anything to get it. Maybe if we all had that approach to life we would spend less time complaining about what we don’t have and more time celebrating what we’ve accomplished.
There is a silver lining to the demise of the Rachel-Finn relationship, and that is the introduction of the Jesse-Rachel relationship, a modern day Romeo and Juliet as Rachel points out. See, Jesse is the male lead in their glee club’s biggest competition, Vocal Adrenaline. Rachel meets Jesse while skimming through song books at the library. Good thing there was a piano in the library because Jesse has a song in his heart and the arrogant belief that everyone around him would like to hear him sing it. Rachel and Jesse duet Lionel Richie’s “Hello” and before Mr. Richie can say “Where’s my royalities check?”, Rachel has fallen in deep. You can hardly blame her. Jesse’s talent is rival only to her own and he’s a senior. “I’ve got a full ride to a little school called the University of California in Los Angeles. Maybe you’ve heard of it. It’s in Los Angeles.” You should also note that Jesse St. James is played by Jonathan Groff who shared the Broadway stage with Rachel’s Lea Michelle in the original production of Spring Awakening.
Does this sound too good to be true? Of course it does! They wouldn’t hire Lea’s real life gay best friend to play someone who she should actually fall in love with! Where’s the fun in that? Just as the rest of Rachel’s fellow glee club members feared when they heard about the budding romance, Jesse is using Rachel to get inside information that he will eventually use against them in competition. As a former high school theatre kid, I can vouch for the realism behind all of this drama and manipulation. Watching this all unfold is like reliving my fondest memories at New Trier High School. And who might you ask is really behind Jesse’s evil plan? Well, the Vocal Adrenaline head coach played by the one and only Idina Menzel, Tony award winner for her role as Elphaba in the musical Wicked. It’s as if creator Ryan Murphy asked Broadway’s number one fan who he would want at a dinner party and then invited all of those people to star in this episode. Also, Idina and Lea Michelle look uncannily alike. If Ryan Murphy dares take this show in the direction of his first hit Nip/Tuck, Idina will turn out to be Rachel’s biological mom and maybe become a seriel killer, but Ryan usually waits until season three to develop that level of crazy.
The one part of the episode that was mildy and very surprisingly disappointing was the music. Unfortunately the writers were limited to songs with the word “hello” in them. The reasoning behind this, as dictated by Mr. Schuester, was confusing and weak by the way. Something to do with learning to say “hello” to each other again. I wasn’t following. However, mildly disappointing on Glee is still extremely entertaining. Rachel’s cover of “Gives You Hell” by The All-American Rejects had the pop vocal and dance moves that we have longed for since December. Personally, I think they were just trying to keep our heart rates at a normal level because next week we have the Madonna-inspired episode with Rachel singing “Like a Prayer.”
It’s going to be momentous.
30 Rock Quote of the Day:
Tracy: This is better than a family. No one around here asks me for my damn bone marrow.