Dear Tina,
It’s approximately ten to midnight and I’m in the kind of mood that most people are who are 30 years older than me are in: asleep. I wish I could come up with some rousing tidbits of impressions from all of the NBC comedy I watched tonight but sometimes a Dear Tina entry feels as tiresome as applying for an actual job (which do you think I’ve done more consistently in the last two and a half months?). So I leave you still with some tidbits, but with the acknowledgement that overall this post is lackluster. I offer this as a warning/apology in case, FOR SOME REASON, this is the first entry you ever read and are less than impressed. You may be less than impressed from January 1, 2010 onward, but at least I’d know you were thorough in your assessment.
First of all, this:
The Bud Light! Follow that truck and get me a Bud Light! -the 5 year old. Amen.
Editor’s Note: 5 year old’s awareness of said product was caused by finding the product name on a key chain football helmet at Buffalo Wild Wings, not from a history of consuming the product. Also, it was a Miller Lite truck. So he’s pretty in the dark about a lot of things.
Second of all:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/100866/modern-family-casablanca#s-p11-sr-i1
Are you still not watching this? “Sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy, and I dare you not to like me.”
Third of all:
Last week’s episode of Community (that I just watched tonight) recycled an Arrested Development joke. Normally I can let things like this slide but it’s one of my favorite Arrested Development quotes of all time. And Community‘s was so much worse. First, the worst:
Abed: I hope they’re not twins. Twins freak me out. They always know what the other one is-
Troy: Thinking
Abed: Yeah. And they’re always finishing each other’s-
Troy: Pie
Abed: It’s creepy.
Second, the best:
Michael: It’s like we finish each other’s…
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say…
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: That time I was going to say sandwiches.
See what I mean?
For the sake of never starting a sentence with “fourth of all,” I’ll just mention now that I’m going to bed. I worked for 12 hours and it wasn’t in Queens and it wasn’t in Silvercup Studios. So I’m tired in the unsatisfactory way. 30 Rock recap tomorrow. So much to say. So much laughter. So British.
30 Rock Quote of the Day:
Liz: Give it up, Jenna. You’re talking to an ultrasound.
Jamie: Now I’m getting attitude from the sexy librarian over here.
Liz: What? Sexy? You are! Shut up!